me n my pretentious girlfriend
- me: bb whys there an unlit cigarette in ur mouth
- her: that me metaphor
straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow
I need to move to where you’re at if most women could pass for models damn bb girl
maybe hot girls don’t live near you because they physically relocate upon your arrival, cave troll.
Anonymous asked: YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID READ THE BOOK ASSHOLE. HE CLEARLY STATES THAT ONE PACKET OF CIGARETTES LASTED HIM 3 YEARS DICKWAD, DONT JUDGE A CHARACTER THAT IS MEANTTT TO BE PRETENTIOUS ON A TINY SNIPPET OF A MOVIE YOU CLEARLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
why would i want to read a john green book i love myself